Today's Joke

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago,

you would have $42 left. 

With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. 

With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left 

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, 

drank all of the beer, then turn in the cans for the aluminum recycling Refund,

you would have had $214. 

Based on the above, 

the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. 

It’s called the 401-Keg…..

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